THE LEADER OF THE OPPOSITION IS A C*NT
Education Minister Chris Pyne is responding to a question from Bill Shorten, Leader of the Opposition.
“Can the Minister resume his seat?” the Speaker asks.
Pyne turns to Shorten, and beams:
“You’re such a c*nt!”
CLIVE PALMER TELLS THE PRIME MINISTER TO KILL HIMSELF
In a speech at the Palmer United Party conference, leader Clive Palmer says:
“We’ve got a million students in higher education, and we’re about to get a million more. The Prime Minister should just commit suicide!”
THE PRIME MINISTER SMASHES A MARBLE TABLE
At his leaving party, former Prime Minister Tony Abbott got so drunk he smashed an Italian marble table, worth almost £700.
Ministers pocketed pieces of the pink marble to keep as souvenirs of Abbott’s wild premiership.
THE SHADOW FOREIGN MINISTER IS A BITCH
The Foreign Minister, Julie Bishop, was in Parliament listening to PM Tony Abbott answer a question from Shadow Foreign Minister Tanya Plibersek, and she got caught on camera mouthing the word “Bitch” at her Labor counterpart.