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Joe Young - Politics Editor

THE LEADER OF THE OPPOSITION IS A C*NT

Education Minister Chris Pyne is responding to a question from Bill Shorten, Leader of the Opposition.

“Can the Minister resume his seat?” the Speaker asks.

Pyne turns to Shorten, and beams:

“You’re such a c*nt!”

CLIVE PALMER TELLS THE PRIME MINISTER TO KILL HIMSELF

In a speech at the Palmer United Party conference, leader Clive Palmer says:

“We’ve got a million students in higher education, and we’re about to get a million more. The Prime Minister should just commit suicide!”

THE PRIME MINISTER SMASHES A MARBLE TABLE

At his leaving party, former Prime Minister Tony Abbott got so drunk he smashed an Italian marble table, worth almost £700.

Ministers pocketed pieces of the pink marble to keep as souvenirs of Abbott’s wild premiership.

THE SHADOW FOREIGN MINISTER IS A BITCH

The Foreign Minister, Julie Bishop, was in Parliament listening to PM Tony Abbott answer a question from Shadow Foreign Minister Tanya Plibersek, and she got caught on camera mouthing the word “Bitch” at her Labor counterpart.

About Joe Young 316 Articles
Joe Young has been involved with student media for a very long time now, holding posts within The Pulse, and Pulse Radio, as well as the predecessor of The Pulse, Pluto. He is currently Politics Editor of The Pulse, and Head of News of Pulse Radio. In 2016, he won the Media Award for Best Article for his coverage of the Fishergate Shopping Centre bomb scare.

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